SPEND.ROASTED.SHARED.
Upload the receipt. Get an AI roast, a fake financial therapist diagnosis, and a personality profile your group chat will treat as evidence.
Questionable Mart
$8.99 Fancy water
$14.50 Tiny candle
$27.00 Emotional support tote
TOTAL: $50.49
STATUS: emotionally purchased
Financial therapist report
YOU DON'T NEED A BUDGET.
YOU NEED A WITNESS.
Diagnosis: you've mistaken a “little treat” for a constitutional right.
The group chat called
IT WANTS RECEIPTS.
30 seconds
from proof of purchase to public service announcement
Zero judgment
except from the AI that saw the snack aisle damage
One tap
to turn your spiral into a polished share image
Three steps. One intervention.
YOUR CART. CALLED OUT.
No tidy feature grid here. This is a very efficient confession booth for every midnight delivery, novelty mug, and “I deserved it” purchase.
01 / Upload the evidence
DROP THE RECEIPT.
Upload a screenshot, photo, or PDF. We read the purchases so you don't have to keep pretending the receipt is “just errands.”
DETECTED: impulse aisle · late-night delivery · treat-yourself pattern
02 / Get diagnosed
PICK YOUR LEVEL OF HONESTY.
Get the roast, the fake financial therapist report, and the personality profile. Upgrade when the evidence needs a little more heat.
03 / Release it
POST THE VERDICT.
Your final card is formatted for the feed, the story, and the friend who enabled this purchase.
A receipt is just the opening statement.
THE REAL PRODUCT IS THE SCREENSHOT YOU SEND NEXT.
No subscription shame
START FREE. GET SAVAGE LATER.
The basic roast costs nothing. Premium packs are there when a standard intervention just will not cover it.
Compare roast packsThe basic read
$0
The essentials for calling out the cart.
- AI spending roast
- Financial therapist diagnosis
- Share-ready result
Most unhinged
Premium roast pack
$4.99
Everything you need for a full cart investigation.
- Everything in Basic
- Savage mode and special voices
- Relationship cart compatibility
Therapy is expensive. Roasts are $0.
GIVE YOUR CART THE CONFESSION BOOTH.
The world does not need another budget spreadsheet. It needs to know why you bought six tiny jars of hot sauce.
Upload a receipt